the nominees - bakteri1000
295 Tage zuvor in Team Videos. Kommentare [2]
Who are the team members and what are their special personal attributes?
Sabse, “die Grille” – the filigree flyer with the dreamy eyes
Uschi69 – adds the sex appeal to the group
Ivan the gasifier – kills the dancefloor with Bacillol 3%
Blair the bear – loves to do “the shakinator”
Where are you from?
HH-040
Why are you gonna be the world champions?
We perfected the dose-effect relationship of Propofol.
Which artist primarily influenced you on your long career till becoming a world class ugly dancer?
Tinky-Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa, Po
How would you describe your style and what’s your signature move?
The mutation of H1N1 from swines to humans.
What have you ever wished to tell us and the world?
Pasta tastes better with pesto!
We say ugly! You say…can I take a picture of you?
the nominees - danciban
296 Tage zuvor in Team Videos. Kommentare
Who are the team members and what are their special personal attributes?
Lapa Japas
Dancebert
Where are you from?
Afghanistan
Why are you gonna be the world champions?
We dance in Afghanistan. Nothing else to say…
Which artist primarily influenced you on your long career till becoming a world class ugly dancer?
Shams, Ahmad, Maysam and all our Danciban brothers in Kabul.
How would you describe your style and what’s your signature move?
War-torn
What have you ever wished to tell us and the world?
Make dance not war!
We say ugly! You say… Danciban!
AND FOR ALL THE DOUBTERS:
the nominees - die ding dings
296 Tage zuvor in Team Videos. Kommentare
Who are the team members and what are their special personal attributes?
Flipp Rumbledore ist the best postmodern schuhplattler in the world (schuhplattler = a type of Bavarian folk dance performed by male dancers)
Schizovreni ist the belletristic Ass-Artiste since the invention of the assmove
Bibi Recorder shows off as the existentialistic Esoterism-Biatch
Where are you from?
Double Bath (Baden-Baden)
Why are you gonna be the world champions?
No existing feeling in rhythm, no musical sense, infamy
Which artist primarily influenced you on your long career till becoming a world class ugly dancer?
Karsten Bäron
How would you describe your style and what’s your signature move?
Our style is characterised through perfection in tactlessness. It coveres the genre of ass-chattering, as well as the traditional types of panic-dance and floor-clean-animation. No move-description, you have to watch!
What have you ever wished to tell us and the world?
When the last swan has died, you will see that you can´t eat ballet
We say ugly! You say… Dasding.tv, jeden Samstag, 10.45 Uhr, SWR Fernsehen
the nominees - 3 sterne deluxe
297 Tage zuvor in Team Videos. Kommentare
Who are the team members and what are their special personal attributes?
Sinah Pohlmann = Dancer
Sinah’s ass is on fire
Francisca Kropf = Dancer
Kropfi is trying too hard
Angela Zacher = Dancer
Angela is aerobic
Where are you from?
Sinah P. (Hessen/Fulda)
, Franciska K (Berlin)
and Angela Z (Hessen/Holzhausen). But we all live in Munich.
Why are you gonna be the world champions?
Uglyness, pure mental strength, energy and boundless passion
Which artist primarily influenced you on your long career till becoming a world class ugly dancer?
Jazzercise (Judi Sheppard Misset) mit „Move your boogie body“
How would you describe your style and what’s your signature move?
Style = groovy, jazzy, funky, ugly
Signature move = the Bobbele Move by Frääänci Kropf
What have you ever wished to tell us and the world?
Dancing ugly makes you feel free!
We say ugly! You say… YEAH!
the nominees - out of beat
297 Tage zuvor in Team Videos. Kommentare
Who are the team members and what are their special personal attributes?
tiger hesse – kamikaze kate
ultra homie – gangstaz paradize
tischtennis bouncer – dirty d. soost wonderbra
gun biatsch – danger-ranger
horst – aka mike maniac-the machine
Where are you from?
darmstadt, genesis of ugly dance
Why are you gonna be the world champions?
we are not OUT OF action, but we dance OUT OF bounce
we are never OUT OF breath, but nearly OUT OF date
Our brains are OUT OF gear, but absolutely OUT OF reach
OUT OF BEAT!
Which artist primarily influenced you on your long career till becoming a world class ugly dancer?
flipper, the flippers and flip flops
rudi carell, milli vanilli and michael jackson (rest in peace!)
lassie, roberto begnigni, the muppet show
…and the vulkan disco team
How would you describe your style and what’s your signature move?
mmmh…doggy style!
What have you ever wished to tell us and the world?
haso döner in darmstadt is the best!
We say ugly! You say… UFFBASSE!
the nominees - neukirchen allstars
297 Tage zuvor in Team Videos. Kommentare
Who are the team members and what are their special personal attributes?
J.DZZLE aka Pantomime-Boy
Specialist for every kind of pantomime
SuperFEHR
Special move: „Jungle Drum“
Boogalo Borst
Special move: „Flying Fist“
night fIWER
Special move: “The horny bird”
P-LOVE (Replacement dancer)
Ugly moves in general
Where are you from?
Neukirchen, Germany
Why are you gonna be the world champions?
We are counting on luck, because we do not have any skills.
Which artist primarily influenced you on your long career till becoming a world class ugly dancer?
SuperFEHR: „Ich habe die Liebe zum UglyDance durch finnische Tangotänzer gefunden“
Night f.IWER: „Der jüngste der Bachmann-Brüder hat mich mit seinem „All-you-can-move“-Trick verzaubert. Seitdem tanze ich ugly.“
Boogalo Borst: „Es war kein geringerer als Sören Riechmann, der mich mit seiner phänomenalen „Flying Fist“ kombiniert mit „Hosenriss“ überzeugt hat.“
J.DZZLE: „Ganz klar! Es sind die Synchronschwimmer gewesen, die mich inspiriert haben.“
How would you describe your style and what’s your signature move?
Our style is very powerfull, because we have dancers from several styles in our group. We have for example: a pet imitator, a pantomime and a few other impressive performer in our team. If you realize our message, you are surfing on lava.
What have you ever wished to tell us and the world?
We win this and then we make ourselves me nothing you nothing out of the dust!
We say ugly! You say… Foxdevilswild!
the nominees - no symbol required
297 Tage zuvor in Team Videos. Kommentare
Who are the team members and what are their special personal attributes?
Kat ‘Wild move’ Maurer, studied the effects of lycra at the university of Notre Dame
Neil ‘live the dream’ Peterson, invented breakdancing, the wheel and the word ‘equilibrium’.
Marc ‘go big or go home’ Wallace, worked for British Intelligence and taught James Bond the Tango._
Where are you from?
Saarland, Guernsey and the L.A. Action Town
Why are you gonna be the world champions?
We were just born to do it.
Which artist primarily influenced you on your long career till becoming a world class ugly dancer?
Barak Obama, The artist formerly known as prince, (who might now be known as a sign, but also might be know as his real name again – unsure), Take That, The Bangles, Kat’s mum, and Angela Merkel.
How would you describe your style and what’s your signature move?
Our style is sub-Saharan funk with drum and bass-alien-electro overtones, mixed with a mish-mash of mystic movie music.
Our signature move is the ass dance, added to an unfound relation of the moon walk, whilst adding huge amounts of arm-swinging, hip-shaking, body-popping breakdancing.
What have you ever wished to tell us and the world?
(a letter to the world from nosymbolrequired)
Dear world,
I awoke to the sound of the toilet speaking to me, and wanted to tell you about our conversation, and some questions that arose from it:
Since the cosmos and you began, you’ve done a pretty good job. However, why not, in future, make your pavements a little more even, your trees grow straight and the women in Hamburg a little more persuadable? Why did it always rain when I was seventeen? What is the difference between a hole and a gap? Why, after it rains, do you make something as beautiful as a rainbow, when you should just do without the rain in the first place? Why on earth did you make Finland? What are Moris dancers all about? What is the score with cricket? Why are all the men in Australia real men, and the women there, real men? Why do people speak different languages? Where does belly button fluff come from? Please explain.
Furthermore, when evolving, you made some mistakes, haven’t we all. However, Finland should never have been created, and I hope you put this down to your adolescent drugs trialing stage, and are suitably embarrassed by what you have created.
In conclusion, world, you have done some great things (like inventing beer – genius), and although you are not perfect, you are beautiful in your ugliness…
“We who are about to dance – salute you”
P.S. World, please let us win the ugly world dance cup, we promise that the fame will not go to our heads, and to quote the wise words of Jenny: “despite all the rocks that I got, I’m still, I’m still Jenny from da block”
Yours sincerely
Nosymbolrequired
We say ugly! You say…wordtoyourmommas!
the nominees - woidboyz
298 Tage zuvor in Team Videos. Kommentare
Who are the team members and what are their special personal attributes?
Uli Nutz, a.k.a Bavarian Babarian
Tom Hack, der Schwulplattende
Andi Weindl, Gstanzeltanzel
Basti Kellermeier, Mitglied bei Spackro Berlin
Where are you from?
Munich
Why are you gonna be the world champions?
We learned to dance at the Spackingham Palace
We have absolutely no sense of shame
Our bodies are old and morbid
Which artist primarily influenced you on your long career till becoming a world class ugly dancer?
David Hasselhoff, D!, Peter Steiner, Heidi und der Ziegenpeter and most of all our allstar hero Florian Silbereisen (German Schlager god)
How would you describe your style and what’s your signature move?
Bavarian Babarian
A mixture of Sauerkraut and Dunkelbiersoße (a bavarian sauce)
Wurstkette und Sauerkrautstampfer (no translation possible, it’s too ugly)
What have you ever wished to tell us and the world?
Hallelujakruzefikzsakramentscheisseverrecktebrunzkacheverreckte!
We say ugly! You say…Hans (englisch ausgesprochen)
the nominees - die fett-tastic kidz
299 Tage zuvor in Team Videos. Kommentare [1]
Who are the team members and what are their special personal attributes?
Steffi alias Dirty Dölchow – really into fashion (as you can see in our video) got the biggest collection of buffalo shoes, is the queen of dancing on top of the bar when she is drunk, elastic
Anna alias Anna Nass – aware of her great ass, thinks she can shake her hips much better than Shakira, very flexibel
Nina alias Mia Hate has been kicked out of more clubs than some other people have ever seen from inside, loves to do breakdance in her spare time, has some experience with dancing pogo
Where are you from?
Mia is from Hamburg, Dirty is from the huge metropolis Goldbek, for some unknown reasons she moved to the smaller Hamburg and Anna is from the other germany, to be accurate from Dessau
Why are you gonna be the world champions?
enormous endurance, a lot of years watching 80ties and 90ties clips, some visits of huge discos, creativity and the perfect outfit. Our special thank goes out to DJ BOBO.
Which artist primarily influenced you on your long career till becoming a world class ugly dancer?
Michael Wendler, Scooter, Mc Hammer, Blümchen, Kate Bush’s perfomance in the clip Wuthering Heights…and a lot of people which you can see in clubs
How would you describe your style and what’s your signature move?
Nineties Trash Improvement. Our most spectacular move is a secret. Due to the competitors…
What have you ever wished to tell us and the world?
Michale Wendler has taken our virgintiy & Die Fett-tastic Kidz for Bundeskanzlerin.
We say ugly! You say…DJ BOBO!
the nominees - the tightest boy alive feat. bonnie styler
299 Tage zuvor in Team Videos. Kommentare
Who are the team members and what are their special personal attributes?
from left to right:
Heinrich “Crackhustlin’” Peinlich – the neatest gangster in the Rhein-Main-Area
Percie van Styles – is against fur coats….from last season
Bonnie sTyler – (the cheapest) pick of the bunch
Hairy “The sneaky Fly” Fairy – walking disability, squint, spasms, tremor
Where are you from?
Frankfurt am Main and Darmstadt, but our roots go all the way back to the Bronx.
Why are you gonna be the world champions?
We’ve been through that shit: from the curbstone to the skyline…anyway we must not win: mo‘ money, mo‘ problems.
Which artist primarily influenced you on your long career till becoming a world class ugly dancer?
Yvonne Catterfeld
How would you describe your style and what’s your signature move?
Our style is horny and one big signature move.
What have you ever wished to tell us and the world?
Only Mrs. Merkel can lead us out of the crisis.
We say ugly! You say…hey DJ spin that shit!
